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Ooooh, what a horror story, have you ever seen anything like it. My knees turned to jelly, it's like my worst nightmare. It's a good job the lights are on otherwise I'd have to run screaming to that nice Markie Shaw for some reassuring comfort. The ones on the right and left aren't too bad, but that apparition in the middle. Aaaaaaaarh! Those glistening fangs, that pallid, death like slimy face. It's all too much for me. I'll have to go and lie down ... but first I'll just give old Markie a bell on the pink chordless and see if he's got a spare hour ... or so.

Lola, Number One magazine


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